Fuck buddy?
I seem to be falling into a pattern - falling for a guy, having sex with a guy, having anal sex with a guy then the relationship falls apart. Which is odd because before that most of my relationships were pretty stable and long term. Which is kind of what I'd like now. But I seem to have a hard time finding the right guy right now. There's a lot of guys around but none I have more than lust for. Which isn't a bad thing, if things go right I wouldn't mind having a fuck buddy (or two). Maybe not having the drama of a relationship wouldn't be bad. I guess the perfect relationship wouldn't have any drama. And there might be a guy I have in mind. We'll see what hpappens this weekend.
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Now in the spirit of good journalism go do your research and find a good qualified “cocksmith”. Ask around- the other girls must talk about a guy that they have had good sex with or they heard of a guy that’s good in bed.
Introduce yourself to him- maybe at a party or bar, rub your nipples up against him or better yet your warm inviting ass, and the rest should take care of itself. A qualified Fuck Buddy will know how to make things happen! No relationship crap to get in the way- which makes your ass fucking sessions even hotter! (he might even have another buddy willing to D.P. you whenever you wish).
So get on with it- don’t wait for “sleepy” across the hall. Get you butt-plugs warmed up and restock the lube supply, Amy’s gone get her turkey stuffed! (it’s thanksgiving this weekend in Canada). Get out there and find a guy who knows how to fuck your brains out – tonight, now, then hurry back and file your story- you’re on deadline girl! (the penalty for late stories is a very hard spanking with a wooden ruler followed by an ass gangbang from the editorial staff.)
Now this sounds like an assignment I can handle. However, the penalty for not turning it in on time sounds like fun. I have something in the works - we'll see very soon what happens.
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